Poop Is Brown

Ok, lets dispense with the obvious…boobs are great. They’re bouncy, they’re soft, & they’re just all around fun. I say this to lead up to a few words about this article I just read Cleavage: What’s Appropriate, What’s Not. Can I just give a big thank you to my friends at ABC for pointing this out. Don’t get me wrong, a nice pair in a low cut shirt work great for a night out. However at 7:15 in the morning when I’m prepping for a meeting, walking past me with the equivalent of pasties just ain’t cutting it folks. And I understand yes some girls were blessed with greater gifts than others, but if I forget what part of a budget analysis I was discussing because your nipples are running for the finish line of your scoop neck top, I’d say you’re probably not up for the next big promotion. Maybe a quick lunch under someone’s desk…but sorry you’re not management material. Yes, everyone loves your breasts. They’re beautiful. We all just want to nuzzle our faces between them. But not at the office. Put ‘em away ladies. You can whip them out at happy hour.