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I am an authority on nothing. I am a font of useless, inane knowledge. Turning in a paper? I may know an alternate word or two, perhaps a proper way to phrase something, but don’t ask me where to put a comma or what a gerund is. Lost your ability to sort your e-mail in Outlook, oh, I can find you flags, colors, dates, & topics. But your Outlook broke & you’re trying to open it from another PC…outta luck buddy. You’d think it would be great playing Jeopardy knowing line for line all the words to “Spaceballs”, but apparently that just takes up the space where the history of the Korean War and how to take off my wiper blades should be. No I’m not a trivia nut, I’m not seeking to diversify my information base. I’ve just been unlucky enough to take only the vaguest interest in an immensely wide variety of subjects. Need to know how to get from Atlanta, Georgia to Nome, Alaska…got ya covered with my internet mapping skills. But you’re already on your way & you took a wrong turn…I’m not your man! Nearly 30 years of absorbing worthless facts on contrasting colors, supermarket layouts, long division, my address from 1983, passwords that change every 60 days, the number of months you should use the average toothbrush, who lives in a pineapple under the sea, how to get a grade level for an essay in Microsoft Word, the proper way to brush hair, what “Rosebud” was all about, how to get a staple jam out of a Swingline® heavy duty stapler, that stupid woodchuck rhyme (and its appropriate response), how to play Mary Had a Little Lamb using a telephone key pad, and pounds upon pounds of other absurd tidbits are rushing around my brain at this very moment. Perhaps if I had paid a little more attention in Social Studies I’d be a well rounded success story. Instead, I write how to articles in a sad, self-serving attempt to drag the rest of the world down with me. So keep on reading the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, watch another episode of Stargate SG1, ask the plumber what that stuff’s called that he’s using between the pipes to help them fit better…you too can be an authority on nothing!