Poop Is Brown

I’m not one to tout offending people for their race, religion, sexual orientation, or place or origin however I’m far from what you would consider politically correct. Keeping this in mind, I’d like you to be aware Britain is trying to pass legislation (for reasons beyond my comprehension) so that women who sell sex (aka: hookers, whores, street walkers, etc.) can no longer be referred to as prostitutes in court. What?! Seriously?! But, isn’t that what they are you ask? Same thing I asked. But apparently the brilliant minds in Merry ol England feel that it is derogatory & demeaning. A spokeswoman for the Justice Ministry was quoted as saying, “It just wasn’t really helpful to label people”. But, THAT’S WHAT THEY ARE!!! What the hell??? You can read more about it here. I’m just left in awe.

Personally knowing a flight attendant or 2 makes this letter of complaint from a Continental Airlines passenger regarding seat 29E all the more funny. Please to enjoy:

Stupid people make my brain sad, however when stupid people make signs…well that’s just funny. Check out this protester:

I found it here but it was a link from www.Digg.com. Yes, I dugg it

Apparently over in India the lack of adequate pre-k programs has the toddlers turning to violent crime. In fact, 3 year old Raj Kumar was charged with inciting a riot. There’s more about it here. I’m surprised he’s not a Patel. They’re a wily bunch!

I’ve never seen a prairie dog with such timing and skill. I smell an Oscar (or at least some prairie dog poop):

Sleeping is my #1 favorite pastime, right next to drinking myself stupid. I found some super helpful tips on sleeping at work on this site you may want to check out. My favorite is:

Short-sighted method
Your head supports the screen whilst your hand rests on the mouse - this demonstrates a deep commitment to your work.

Make sure you check out the other 3!

Don’t we all want our obituary to read like this:

Immendorff was discovered naked having his nipples licked by a retinue of seven young filles de joie, while 11 grams of cocaine lay ready for consumption on a Versace ashtray nearby

I just finished reading this article on cereal companies being forced to reformulate kid’s cereals or stop marketing them to children. The idea behind this is that childhood obesity is on the rise, so we need to take the sugar and calories out, or as they phrased it “raise the nutritional value”. The blinders these people have stopping them from seeing the obvious must be industrial sized because I’m certainly not oblivious to the fact that fat kids belong to crappy parents. That’s it. End of story.

Kids cereals were always higher in sugar & calories because children (used to) burn more energy. Now these sad-sack excuses for mom’s & dad’s allow their cherubic little rays of sunshine to sit on their fat asses all damn day playing PS3 instead of forcing them to get out of the house. It boggles my mind seeing the number of plump 4 year olds shoveling shit into their mouths and mommy & daddy are just smiling on. Holy shit, you’re kid’s a fucking tub of lard, stop it with the Coke & Chips and give him a jump rope. There’s nothing wrong with giving children “no-good-stuff” once in a while, but today’s convenience oriented parents just give little Emma and Jacob whatever they want whenever they want it. Learn to say no!!! Yes, they’ll cry. Deal with it. It’s part of being a parent. A child is not a clever accessory, it’s a human being, and you need to learn to instill discipline and rules so they know how to behave in society.

Cereals used to be the worst of parent worries because of all the b.s. rolling around about sugar causing hyperactivity. Thankfully, someone finally put it together that it’s the kids that are hyper (if anything sugar is a downer, check out the research). Should children subsist solely off of Sugar (no) Honey (wrong again) Smacks, NO, but as part of a balanced diet and regular activity they are an enjoyable allowable treat. Instead we have these lazy parents pulling the government in to police the food because they’re unwilling to simply raise their own child. Having sex & spitting out a kid does not make you a parent. It makes you a breeder. If anything we should pull the government in and force people to stop having children unless they can prove they can be responsible for a child. Take Junior to the park, buy your daughter a bike, get that kid moving. Children’s cereals are not some great evil scourge of the Earth. They’re fun. They taste good. And in reasonable amounts regulated by conscientious parents there is nothing wrong with them. Urgh, people piss me off.

I really doubt he survived that. Click on more to see it.

Once again, it’s really graphic, you’ve been warned
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