Poop Is Brown

OK, well, not really, but for bad humor Chuck Norris “facts” have got to be the best creation G-d has given to man. Today in World Net Daily Chuck Norris (yes they say it’s the man himself) discussed his thoughts on how life would change in the good ‘ol U S of A if he were elected president. Some of his more brilliant ideas were:

Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day – or else they can’t vote on anything.

Turn the Rose Garden into a new fighting ring for the World Combat League, in which liberals and conservatives will fight for legislative leadership and priority.

Give a tax credit to anyone naming their children Walker or Texas Ranger.

Expose the real WMDs – my fists and feet.

The article goes into MANY more that are too funny to miss.
Please check it out here & let me know.