Poop Is Brown

Seriously folks, this has got to be one of the most pricelessly incompetent criminals I have EVER seen. In fact, I’m shocked this didn’t happen in Florida (land of the weird, home of the strange).




Click on the picture for a link to the whole story. But really, taping branches to yourself as a disguise to rob a bank…really?! “I swear officer, it was the mightiest oak I ever did saw!” And the most fucked up thing of all…they actually gave him $$ & he got away! Shock & awe, shock & awe, that’s all I got!