Poop Is Brown

This e-mail came through at work today:

To the gentleman male person who elected to deliberately deposit his solid waste upon the floor of the men’s room in the office hallway ………..

Please know that you are a disgusting human being truly worthy of the highest scorn possible. Your cowardly and childish act has failed to produce the result you had hoped for. We will not bring ourselves down to your level; rather, we will simply clean the floor and go forward with our lives. One day, you will accidentally reveal yourself to us. Children always get caught sooner or later. I assure you that I look forward to that day and your well earned public disgrace and banishment from our group of professionals who do not want you as a co-worker.

Wow! I love my job.