Poop Is Brown

Anna Godinas resident of Immokalee (if Tampa is the armpit, Immokalee is definitely Florida’s asshole) went on a beer run. Rather than the typical backwater parent who leaves their children home alone or locked in a car, this Mother of the Year candidate opted to leave her one, two, and five-year-old children standing in the rain outside of a gas station. But in order to one up all the fucked up parents in the state, Ms. Godinas was quoted by police as saying, “I don’t want them anymore anyway”.