Poop Is Brown

Courtesy of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

The discovery of a man with microphallus has this building manager & local Torontonian (Torontoins, Torontoists, Torontians?) searching for the ninja peer in the above photo…read more about it here.

South African game warden Alex Larenty getting to know Janu the lion a little too well. Alex pulls no punches describing the picture “I’m holding a lion’s balls.” Yes you are Alex, yes you are.

Portland, Oregon’s first openly gay mayor Sam Adams is so popular that they’re making t-shirts about him. Well, he’s not so much popular for being gay…or even mayor. Actually Sam Adams, the 45-year-old Democrat who is the subject of the shirts, is actually gaining notoriety for banging his 18 year old intern.

Side bar: interns have got to get the most tail of any “profession”. When was the last time you heard about a government office aide that wasn’t getting boned by the officer in chief?

Anyway, Penfifteentees is offering this fantastic shirt in honor of his accomplishment



Portland, Oregon: Where You Only Have to Be 18 To Enjoy A Sam Adams.

Post script…the now 21 year old (this happened a few years ago) has by far the BEST NAME EVER for a slutty intern…meet Mr. Beau Breedlove







Man, I couldn’t make this stuff up!

Taking a step back to their youths in 1692 Massachusetts, Jim Piculas (substitute teacher) has been accused of wizardry by the Pasco County supervisor of teachers. Seriously! I guess I’m going to have to go over there to see if he really does weigh more than a duck!
Check out the article here.


Or here’s another


Maybe the DNC was right denying the Dem’s the right to vote. Floridians are just to stupid to survive on their own.

Oh how idealistic I was in my 20′s…pizza would f-in rock right now.

They really do things differently down under. This guy is getting 3-5 for assault with a hedgehog. Never considered it an option, I guess technically it is possible. But…why?!

You’d think with all the green beer (& subsequent green puke) that St. Pat’s was a recognized national holiday in the United States. But, sadly, it is not. This is a travesty of justice! We deserve another day off. We deserve to be kissed by strangers (or pinched for not wearing green). We need Saint Paddy’s day to be a national U.S. holiday. If you love St. Patrick’s like the rest of us, please go here to the Guinness website & help get the ball rolling to change the world!

Found this on Digg but it linked to an Imageshack file here

Kontraband has a very interesting selection of vandalized walls, billboards, & random objects that they collected here at this link. Two of my favorites are below, but please go to their site to look at all the rest. Some intriguing political & social commentary along with some that are just cute.