Poop Is Brown

Taking a step back to their youths in 1692 Massachusetts, Jim Piculas (substitute teacher) has been accused of wizardry by the Pasco County supervisor of teachers. Seriously! I guess I’m going to have to go over there to see if he really does weigh more than a duck!
Check out the article here.


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Maybe the DNC was right denying the Dem’s the right to vote. Floridians are just to stupid to survive on their own.

Oh how idealistic I was in my 20’s…pizza would f-in rock right now.

They really do things differently down under. This guy is getting 3-5 for assault with a hedgehog. Never considered it an option, I guess technically it is possible. But…why?!

You’d think with all the green beer (& subsequent green puke) that St. Pat’s was a recognized national holiday in the United States. But, sadly, it is not. This is a travesty of justice! We deserve another day off. We deserve to be kissed by strangers (or pinched for not wearing green). We need Saint Paddy’s day to be a national U.S. holiday. If you love St. Patrick’s like the rest of us, please go here to the Guinness website & help get the ball rolling to change the world!

Found this on Digg but it linked to an Imageshack file here

Kontraband has a very interesting selection of vandalized walls, billboards, & random objects that they collected here at this link. Two of my favorites are below, but please go to their site to look at all the rest. Some intriguing political & social commentary along with some that are just cute.

I saw this doodle on The Consumerist about Subway® finding yet another way of ruining their already terrible sandwiches. Please to enjoy this diatribe on the use of Isosceles Cheese:

A few weeks back I posted a rant on creationism vs. evolution. I think this editorial cartoon kinda covers my argument: click here

Ok, a few posts back I mentioned I’m not exactly politically correct. In addition to my non-PC tendencies, I am also probably the biggest proponent of evolutionary psychology you’ll find east of David Buss, south of Denys deCatanzaro, west of William Hamilton, and north of Charles Darwin. In this vein, I would also like to preface I’m generally vehemently against pop-psychology (yes you, “The Secret”) and not a particularly big fan of Psychology Today (it’s alright but a bit too open with their publication qualifications). However, I think this article is a very interesting read and a damn good read for the lay person. Please to enjoy Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature

Apparently over in India the lack of adequate pre-k programs has the toddlers turning to violent crime. In fact, 3 year old Raj Kumar was charged with inciting a riot. There’s more about it here. I’m surprised he’s not a Patel. They’re a wily bunch!