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Sleeping is my #1 favorite pastime, right next to drinking myself stupid. I found some super helpful tips on sleeping at work on this site you may want to check out. My favorite is:
Short-sighted method
Your head supports the screen whilst your hand rests on the mouse - this demonstrates a deep commitment to your work.
Make sure you check out the other 3!
Don’t we all want our obituary to read like this:
Saw this great t-shirt on Threadless.com that spoils a ton of surprise(ish) endings…killed a few for me, oh well:
Took this test to see what kind of American accent I have. These were the results:
| What American accent do you have? (Best version so far)
Northeastern Most people don’t know it but this is actually what dictionaries are based on. If you don’t believe me, pick up any American dictionary and look up “source” and “sauce” and you’ll see they are written with the same vowel pronunciation.
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OK, well, not really, but for bad humor Chuck Norris “facts” have got to be the best creation G-d has given to man. Today in World Net Daily Chuck Norris (yes they say it’s the man himself) discussed his thoughts on how life would change in the good ‘ol U S of A if he were elected president. Some of his more brilliant ideas were:
Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day – or else they can’t vote on anything.
Turn the Rose Garden into a new fighting ring for the World Combat League, in which liberals and conservatives will fight for legislative leadership and priority.
Give a tax credit to anyone naming their children Walker or Texas Ranger.
Expose the real WMDs – my fists and feet.
The article goes into MANY more that are too funny to miss. Please check it out here & let me know.
I’ve seen most of the entries on this site before (& yes they are still funny) but the 2 essays here are hysterical! This guy has taken being a smart ass and brought it to the “HNL”! (Hole Nuba Nebel for those of you who suck & don’t watch Mad TV). Anyway, read these & make sure you check out this site where you can find the rest:
Great Answers
Yummy…Ice Cream in a Bag”
Some ingenious genetics guru just came up with quite possibly the world’s most awesome cat. It also happens to be the world’s most expensive retailing at $22,000.00 (USD). So folks, what I’m asking here is that you enclose $1.00 in a plain white envelope and address it to me PiB and then I can take all kinds of crazy pics of this cat & post them on here for you to see. You know you want more than just the one in the article here: $22,000 Cat
Clever Photo essay on what it means to be feeling sexy:
http://www.crestock.com/blog/photography/feeling-sexy-expressed-in-photos-64.aspx
Check out some awesome photos of tigers underwater:
