Poop Is Brown

The Olson twins walk into a bar…

PiB — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:17:14 +0000

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Chester Cheetah is on the Trail

PiB — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:02:28 +0000

Looks like we’ve spotted one of the criminals responsible for this heinous crime:

Soon My Pretties

Persona non grata — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:35:59 +0000

Can anyone come up with a story for this?

PiB — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:55:48 +0000

I’m at a loss…

ZombieHarmony

PiB — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:50:14 +0000

\düshbag\

PiB — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:56:02 +0000

Everyone knows a douchbag. Some of us, sadly, know several. There are boss douches, frat douches, neighbor douches, military douches, club douches, and anyone who thinks that an unbuttoned shirt with copious chest hair and a gold chain is appealing douches. The term douche bag invariably refers to males. And don’t get your BVD’s in a bunch, there are PLENTY of derogatory expressions for women, but this particular piece is meant to provide insight into the male psyche. Here is a list of douche bags I have personally known:

The Martial Arts Douche Bag
He’s got he black belt in Taekwondo and must prove his prowess to everyone. Including your 9 year old brother (which is really impressive as it must be hard at 20 to intimidate a 4th grader). In order to compensate for less than impressive bedroom skills, the Martial Arts Douche Bag must show his manliness by abusing his girlfriends/wives, getting lots of mismatched tattoos, and most importantly, making up grandiose stories about heroic acts such as saving groups of orphans from burning buildings. MADB should be avoided unless you really have a desire for long bullshit stories.

The Counter Culture Douche Bag
He knows all the “underground” bands. Whatever you are listening to right now it’s too main stream. Belle & Sebastian is too over played and 40% gray is the new black. Watch out for Emo tattoos (scars they made with lighters, glass chunks, or rusty metal), Libertarian stickers, and an unhealthy obsession with David Byrne.

The Pseudo-Intellectual” Douche Bag
Oh, he’s read “Naked Lunch”, and “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”. But trust me, this man couldn’t tell the difference between Kafka’s “Metamorphosis” and the Terminix training manual.

If you think you have a douche bag worthy of the list, send it over and if it’s good, we’ll add it.
douche@poopisbrown.com

Your “Ewwwwwww” for the Day

PiB — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:12:10 +0000

If you’re looking to avoid food for the rest of the day or have a desire to lose your lunch from earlier, take a gander at this nightmare posted on Defamer. TMZ broke the story.

Here’s a lovely “Oh My G-d MY EYES” moment:

Paris Hilton Spotted in my Backyard

Persona non grata — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:10:27 +0000

View the original

Homage or ripoff… you decide

PiB — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:29:54 +0000

You’ve seen this little gem with Tarzan, Tonto, & Frankenstein, but have you seen this:

Another Example of Fine Florida Parenting

PiB — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:44:31 +0000

Anna Godinas resident of Immokalee (if Tampa is the armpit, Immokalee is definitely Florida’s asshole) went on a beer run. Rather than the typical backwater parent who leaves their children home alone or locked in a car, this Mother of the Year candidate opted to leave her one, two, and five-year-old children standing in the rain outside of a gas station. But in order to one up all the fucked up parents in the state, Ms. Godinas was quoted by police as saying, “I don’t want them anymore anyway”.